Me (nonchalantly) — "Is there an issue?"
Guy #2 — "There is a limit to the number of iPads that customers can buy."
Me (playing dumb) — "Oh, is that right? What's the limit?"
Guy #2 — "Only 2 per customer."
Guy #1 — "I'm sorry sir, but you have reached your lifetime limit of iPad purchases and will not be allowed to buy any more."
Me (anticipating that statement) — "Is the iPad limit per person? Per credit card? Per household?"
Guy #1 — "All I can say is that you have reached your lifetime limit."
Me — "What does that mean? Can I use a different credit card to buy it? I'm buying this for a friend."
Guy #1 — "You are not allowed to buy this iPad."
Me — "Uhh… is it ok if I have a family member or friend come to buy it for me? My reservation doesn't expire until 6:00 PM."
Guy #1 — "All I can say is that you have reached your lifetime limit."
Me (suddenly realizing what he's saying) — "Wait, what? Lifetime? What does that mean?"
Guy #1 — "All I can say is that you have reached your lifetime limit of iPads and will not be allowed to buy any more."
Me — "I'm banned from buying iPads? I know there's a shortage right now, but I can't buy any more once there's plenty of stock?"
Guy #1 — "All I can say is that you have reached your lifetime limit."
Me — "Ok buddy, I'm not going to make a scene so I'm leaving. How many iPads is the limit by the way?"
Guy #1 — "That information is not available."
Me (looking at Guy #2, who has been silent this whole time) — "He tells me that the limit is two."
Guy #1 — "I wish I could say but I do not have that information."
Me — "I've already purchased more than 2 iPads. Why didn't anybody else stop me in the past?"
Guy #1 — "I wish I could say but I do not have that information."
Me — "Alright, I've had enough. Have a good day."
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